The Best Sites For Cute, Sexy, and Funny Valentine’s Day Cards


Valentine’s Day isn’t exclusively for couples, it’s inclusively for lovers (family members, friends, and SOs all included). The best part of this sentimental holiday is its universal celebration of love, expressed simply and sweetly through hand-written notes. But since not all of us inherited the modern-day Billy Shakespeare gene, we’re enlisting the help of pre-crafted prompts when penning any funny-sexy-cute sonnets come February 14.

No matter who you want to show affectionate gratitude to on V-Day, there’s a specialized card to kickstart that personalized note with warmth, pluck, and charm — and we’ve rounded up the best of sites to easily (and quickly) order them from ahead. Spread the love this year with everything from vulgar statements to pop-culture puns, nugget-eating jokes, 3-D popups, and more.

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Etsy

Etsy offers the motherlode of independent card shops stocked with handmade love-note material, from funny to cute, and even full-on personalized portrait options.

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InklingsPaperie Scratch-A-Sketch DIY Valentines, $, available at Etsy

Rifle Paper Co.

Rifle Paper Co. is an editor favorite for unique and beautifully designed stationery, gift wrapping, and greeting cards.

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Rifle Paper Co Jackpot Greeting Card, $, available at Rifle Paper Co

Lovepop

A one-stop-shop for quality Valentine’s Day cards in 3D, lovepop’s elaborate pop-up greetings range from pop culture (like Star Wars and Toy Story) to traditionally sweet styles (like flowers and heart candies).

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lovepop Yoda™ Cupid 3D card, $, available at lovepop

LookHuman

If offensive, sexually explicit, and ultra-hilarious cards are what you’re searching for, then look no further than LookHuman. There are endless funny Valentine’s Day cards to choose from but disclaimer: Don’t click if you aren’t fond of vulgarities.

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LookHUMAN Ew Gross Valentine’s Day Card, $, available at LookHUMAN

Walmart

The card aisle has come a long way. If you’re in a rush, don’t overlook Walmart traditionally sweet Valentine’s Day greetings or punny iterations in affordable bulk packs.

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Designer Greetings Cup of Coffee Funny Valentine’s Day Card, $, available at Walmart

Ban.do

Look no further than Ban.do for bright and sunny retro-inspired Valentine’s Day cards for every type of loved one in your life.

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ban.do Spread the Love Card Set, $, available at Bando

Papier

At Papier, artists collaborate with illustrators to bring you the best, and sometimes the funniest, Valentine’s Day cards that can be customized.

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Poppy’s Papercuts Baby Got Back, $, available at Papier

Shutterfly

For Valentine’s Day cards featuring you, your SO, or your fur babies, Shutterfly is the site — offering a stylish and sophisticated range of bulk orderable and customizable photo cards dressed up in sweet love-note designs.

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Shutterfly Love Lots Valentine’s Card (20 Cards), $, available at Shutterfly

Minted

Serving up everything from customizable foil-pressed photos to love-themed stickers, romantic postcards, and kid-classic classroom styles, Minted runs the unique card gamut of Valentine’s designs crafted by independent artists that can be easily ordered in bulk.

Shop Minted

Minted Happy Heart Day Valentine’s Day Cards (25), $, available at Minted

Amazon

If you’re in the market for a bulk assortment of V-Day greetings that ship ASAP and come in a variety range of funny to cute and sexy, Amazon (per usual) will play those cards right.

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NobleWorks Never Find Your Body – Funny Valentine’s Day Card, $, available at Amazon

Society6

For original Valentine’s material with a design-savvy edge, try Society6’s vibrant collection of cards crafted by independent artists from around the globe.

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Vaughn Pinpin You’ll Do Stationery Cards (Set of 3), $, available at Society6

Paper Source

This paper-devoted site is home to the most creative and crafty Valentine’s Day greetings — with everything from standard cards to themed stamps, stickers, washi tape, and even full DIY card kits (if you feel like getting hands-on with your love proclamation).

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Paper Source Sushi Valentine Card Kit (24), $, available at Paper Source

Urban Outfitters

If your special someone is into playful puns, then the UO’s cute and pop-culturally relevant greeting-card selection has your boo more than covered.

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Dahlia Press You’re The Tits Card, $, available at Urban Outfitters

Zazzle

The sky is never the limit for Zazzle when it comes to the site’s boundless offerings of everything from original to customizable address labels, stickers, stamps, and stationery designs — especially where Valentine’s Day is concerned.

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Zazzle Awesome Sauce Valentine Postcard (10), $, available at Zazzle

Oliver Bonas

This site’s evergreen selection of stylish greeting cards makes for especially on-point Valentine’s Day material — whether you’re looking to be sharp and sultry or sweet and sentimental.

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Oliver Bonas Titanic Never Let You Go Valentine’s Day Card, $, available at Oliver Bonas

Target

If you’re searching for sweeter card options, check out Target’s multi-brand collection of V-Day greetings in a range of heartfelt but still snazzy styles.

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Carlton Cards 8ct Valentine’s Day Cards Dinosaur, $, available at Target

World Market

Although small, World Market’s selection of eclectic Valentine’s Day greetings is mighty — with unique options ranging from memory books to heart-shaped coffee mugs and retro Valentines.

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World Market Vintage Valentine’s Day Cards (15), $, available at World Market

Maisonette

Get back to that youthful V-Day whimsy by picking up a card or two from this stylish, kid-centric site that boasts a small but sweet collection of cards.

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Meri Meri Heart Concertina Valentine Cards, $, available at Maisonette

Papyrus

What better way to say ‘I love you’ than a puppy getting straight to the point? Papyrus’ online collection hosts a variety of beautifully designed stationery to show your love to that special person.

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Papyrus Love Your Face Valentine’s Day Card, $, available at Amazon

Paperchase

This international site churns out consistently delightful paper-good designs, from stationary to notebooks and cards — but its Valentine’s Day material is where the real charming magic happens. We’re talking dogs-over-romantic-encounters to pizza serenades.

Paperchase Love you as much as the dog Valentine’s card, $, available at Paperchase

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