When we think of what a stoner is, we tend to think of the media-portrayed caricature of a hoodie-wearing, slow-talking burnout. But with marijuana now legalized across 38 U.S. states (both medically and recreationally), stoners look less like Shaggy and more like… anyone. It’s true: Stoners are everywhere. My fratty brother-in-law, your meditation-loving Aunt, overworked friends, and even my high-energy dance teacher are all partaking. With so many family and friends joining in the rapidly growing population who appreciates greenery, bestowing a cannabis-centric gift can be a real high note to the holiday.
If you’re struggling, trying to figure out what exactly makes great gifts for stoners, don’t worry. We’re here to help you navigate the best weed-centric gifts to send the stoners in your life this holiday season and beyond. Though weed gifts used to be more challenging to procure, with the expansion of the industry, gifts for stoners are actually commonplace. Everything from sensory toys to explore while under the influence to stylish storage solutions for their stash to pre-rolled joints from small-business cannabis brands, this list is filled with gifts for stoners that will be sure to delight. Keep reading so you and your fam can have the chillest holiday yet.
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Tetra Valise Keychain
This keychain might look basic, but its hollow center is made to store a generously-sized joint so you can toke on the go. And at under $30, it’s one of Tetra’s best holiday deals. If it’s not quite to your style, though, the brand has about a hundred other aesthetically pleasing smoking goodies to choose from.
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Tetra Valise Keychain, $, available at Tetra
Mom Grass CBG Pre Rolled Joints 5 Pack
Gift your stoner pal a 5-pack of Mom Grass: the CBG-centric, non-psychoactive, pre-rolled joints that “take the ritual of smoking a doobie with friends to new highs of NOT getting you too high.” As one reviewer notes, “Any of their pre-rolls make for a great gift, especially if you’re a sucker for good branding/packing like myself! This is one of the few brands I trust to deliver a high-quality, clean, ORGANIC flower! Doesn’t get much better than that!”
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Dad Grass Mom Grass Hemp CBG Preroll 5 Pack, $, available at Dad Grass
O.pen Vape 2.0 Battery
After its 20-minute rapid charge mode, you can heat up your weed in five different modes for different intensities in this egg-cellent vape.
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Edie Parker Open Vape 2.0 Battery, $, available at Edie Parker
Bong Appétit: Mastering the Art of Cooking with Weed
A beautiful cookbook about (what else?) but cooking with weed! The cookbook, based on the acclaimed series from Viceland, contains 65 recipes that cover sweet, savory, and even cocktails. From cannabis chimichurri to how to create weed-infused butters and oils, this book is a highly acclaimed tasty treat.
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Editors of Munchies Bong Appétit: Mastering the Art of Cooking with Weed, $, available at Amazon
Jonathan Adler Vice Weed Cannister
Jonathan Adler is well known for decor that melds style with all things “saucy, sassy, and subversive” — and this circus-tented canister encapsulates those aesthetics entirely. Whether your giftee wants to fill the glazed porcelain jar with gummies, cookies, or something else entirely, it makes one hell of a countertop statement.
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Jonathan Adler Vice Edibles Canister, $, available at Jonathan Adler
Higher Standards Cannabis Leaf Candle
Higher Standards is one of the most reliable shopping spots when it comes to high-quality smokeware — but life for stoners can’t just be all smoking all the time. This cannabis-scented candle is perfect for someone who’s abstaining but still misses the comforting musky smell. Or light it up while you light up for some extra hints of hash and antique leather.
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Higher Standards Cannabis Leaf Candle, $, available at Higher Standards
Hickory Stripe HANTEN Kimono
If you know one of the many smokers who isn’t allowed to light up inside the house, the cold winter months can be tough. Get them this chic, insulated kimono for a stylish smoking jacket that can easily be thrown on over loungewear, so they can stay toasty during their balcony smoke break, even on the coldest winter nights.
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WATANOSATO Hickory Stripe HANTEN casual made in Japan Kimono, $, available at Amazon
Shine 24K Gold Rolling Papers
Rolling papers may feel like a boring gift for stoners, but we promise your most luxurious friend will die for these 24k gold ones from Shine. Not only do they look like glamor personified, but the hemp-based papers create a superior burn that’s smooth and easy to roll.
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Shine 24K Gold Rolling Papers, $, available at Amazon
Urban Accents MOVIE NIGHT Popcorn Kernels and Popcorn Seasoning Variety Pack
There’s no faster way into a stoner’s heart than through their stomach, so surprise them with a snack delivered right to their door. The variety pack contains movie popcorn with five different seasonings — all of which are totally munchable.
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Urban Accents Urban Accents MOVIE NIGHT Popcorn Kernels Variety Pack, $, available at Amazon
Lava Lamp
If your weed-minded friend leans more towards the groovy side, the perfect gift is an obvious one. Lava lamps are back in fashion, baby, and any of the available psychedelic color options can really maximize their ambiance.
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Lava Lava the Original 14.5-Inch Silver Base Lamp, $, available at Amazon
Standard Dose Meditation Cushion Set
Give the gift of zen this season with an ultra-comfortable meditation cushion set. The elevated basic is meant to lift minds higher, which is why (used separately or together), it’s the perfect gift for stoners.
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Standard Dose Meditation Cushion Set, $, available at Standard Dose
Amazon Echo (4th Generation)
After taking that before-bed gummy, nothing sounds less appealing than household duties. With just a simple program, the Echo can turn off your lights, play a goodnight tune, pre-program your morning coffee, and so much more. It’s a lazy stoner’s dream, and at 40% off, it won’t break the bank either.
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Amazon Echo (4th Generation), $, available at Amazon
Houseplant Ridge Ashtray
Seth Rogen fans already know the actor’s affinity for herb, but did you know that he created his own line of chic (and functional) decor for stoners? Houseplant has everything from lamps to match stick carriers, even party mixtapes on vinyl. But nothing stuns quite like the ridge ashtray made of gorgeous green marble. Grab this (or any of Houseplant’s gift-friendly wares) while they’re currently on sale.
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Houseplant Ridge Ashtray, $, available at Houseplant
Audio-Technica Consumer AT-LP60XBT Stereo Turntable with Bluetooth
At just over $200, this gift for the stoner who is also an audiophile is a bit of a splurge. But we promise Plink Floyd will sound exactly how it’s supposed to when played on a high-quality turntable.
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Audio-Technica AT-LP60XBT Stereo Turntable with Bluetooth (Black), $, available at B&H Photo Video
Let’s Get Baked Christmas Crew Socks
No stocking is complete without a kitschy pair of socks, and this red and green pair that encourages “getting baked” is sure to make any stoner giggle.
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Hot Sox Let’s Get Baked Crew Socks, $, available at Hot Sox
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